*TheAgentZero

A noodle person.

Formerly zQZXzAgent0

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Okay With Nightmares Compared to this insane reality
Aside from all the titles and formalities,
I prefer nightmares over the real world,
Though both are pretty much unfurled.
I like the murders and frights of my mind
For all are sweeter than human kind.
While all bite the dust in my dreams
It's better than the real world's themes.
I'm cool with nightmares.
It's an okay deal
I'm cool with nightmares.
Because I know they aren't real.Okay With Nightmares by *TheAgentZero

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Owttac update by *TheAgentZero

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Hi y'all.
Welcome! I'm Agent Zero, the owner of this fine page. Stay and look around! Come back if you like what you see! I change things around a lot.
What I draw is made up of digital art (all made on Microsoft Paint, Microsoft Word and Autodesk SketchBook Pro), and then there's traditional stuff, but I don't upload a lot of it in traditional format, 'cause my scanner sucks.

Commission information: [link]

A few things about me.

If you ever need help with something, whether it be about art or something totally random, I'd be glad to help!

I am fourteen, but I am mature.

I am a girl!

I believe firmly in the death penalty.

I have no issue with abortion.

I will never preach to you that you should believe or do something that I do, and I'd love it if you didn't do that to me.

Critique is welcome!

I don't get offended easily, so you can say almost anything to me. Almost anything. =>

Crap you don't say to me.

Please don't ask me why I'm an Atheist. I'll tell, discuss, and even debate about beliefs, mine or another's, but that question isn't well thought out.

Don't be an @$$hole or a pervert around me. I find very few perverted jokes funny.

Don't poke fun at my family or my heritage. (Northern Kentucky)

Don't joke with me about rape.

DON'T SAY YOU'RE FRICKIN' CRAZY, UNLESS YOU CAN BACK IT UP.

DO NOT INVOLVE ME IN YO DRAMA. I overhear enough of that crap at school, and it usually is crap, so I don't want none of it appearing here on DeviantART.
If you want to know more about me, drop me a note or glance over my stamp area.

My DeviantART Buddies/Awesome People!
If you're not on here and I know you, it means I don't have regular conversation with you.

YOU CAN CHANGE THIS!

LINKS:

Be my zombie! [link]
Be my minion- [link]
Commission me? [link]
don't click this link...
Join this group!

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STAMPS

Because tradition.
A continued amount of an INSANELY LARGE STAMP COLLECTION is on my journal page.

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*TheAgentZero

Agent 0
Artist | Hobbyist

United States

I LOVE LLAMAS! GIMME, PLEASE!

✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ ..._...|..__________ __________, , )
✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ ....../ `---___________---- _____|]
✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ ...../_==o;;;;;;;;__ _____.:/
✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ .....), ---.(_(__) /
✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ ....// (..) ), ----"
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ ...//___//
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ ..//___//
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰

Respect. Show it!

All my minions!

HUZZAH TO THEIR RULER!!

The Bill of Rights was signed by thirteen members. Thirteen times two is the 26th, the number of games the Lakers lost in 1933. 1933 divided by the number of movies that are better than this means that we have to go meet a midget. In South Carolina named Thorton. LET'S GOOO!
-Destery from DesandNate on YouTube.

Interests

Webcam

What of these would you like me to draw right now for y'all?

31%

5 deviants said Invader ZIM

25%

4 deviants said Dragons

19%

3 deviants said Your OC's

1 deviant said Assassins Creed

1 deviant said Teen Titans

1 deviant said Horror (ie, zombies, reaper, Frankenstein, etc.)

1 deviant said Other suggestion?

No deviants said My Little Pony

No deviants said Homestuck

No deviants said Daft Punk

2 comments, Previous Polls

Donate

*TheAgentZero has started a donation pool!

90 / 1,000

Hey!

This is for any of you who'd like a commission, or would just like to donate some points to me! You have my many thanks if you do!

COMMISSION JOURNAL: [link]

Prices-

FOR NON-DIGITAL:
Sketch: 5

Ink'd: 5

Colored in with color OR ink: 6

EXAMPLEs: [link] OR [link]
With background: +4

Reference sheets: 10

EXAMPLE: [link]
*note: My scanner SUCKS. It rarely uploads correctly.

FOR DIGITAL:
Lineart: 7

Color, shaded an' all with a simple background: 14

EXAMPLEs: [link] OR [link]
Above with complex background: 25

EXAMPLE: [link]
Reference sheets: 20

EXAMPLE: [link]

FOR ACEOs
ACEOs are basically trading-card sized things with one character on them. I'll only do these in digital.
All ACEOs: 5

EXAMPLE: [link]

SEE JOURNAL FOR MORE INFORMATION!

In terms of requests, they're for friends only! So that means these people:

Donate!
You must be logged in to donate.

*COLORISMYDRUG
Donated Mar 8, 2012, 8:30:02 PM
50
=ZontarZon
Donated Feb 26, 2012, 11:26:04 AM
40

Shoutbox

*flowerglass1: I'm on the troll side JOIN ME ZONZON *shot*
Wed May 23, 2012, 3:53 PM
*TheAgentZero: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Thu May 17, 2012, 7:27 PM
=ZontarZon: DAMNIT, ZERO.
Thu May 17, 2012, 2:20 PM
*TheAgentZero: DAMNIT, TROJEVIA.
Wed May 16, 2012, 5:08 PM
~Trojevia: Zonzon bribed me on the dark side. They have cookies...
Fri May 4, 2012, 1:08 PM
*TheAgentZero: DAMNIT, ZONZON.
Sat Apr 28, 2012, 9:28 PM
=ZontarZon: I am definitely with the dark side :'D
Sat Apr 28, 2012, 2:09 PM
*TheAgentZero: If this was a controllable reality, I'd be with the Dark side. But since it isn't, I'm a Jedi.
Sat Apr 14, 2012, 4:11 PM
*TheAgentZero: Who you callin' a Padawan?!
Sat Apr 14, 2012, 4:10 PM
=ZontarZon: You can not stand in between two worlds, young padawan.
Sat Apr 14, 2012, 10:16 AM
*TheAgentZero: Can I be on the neutral side?
Sat Apr 14, 2012, 9:46 AM
=ZontarZon: WHOA NOW. We gotta clarify something. Is Agent 0 on the JEDI side or the DARK side? >.>
Fri Apr 13, 2012, 7:38 PM
*TheAgentZero: i lul'd.
Mon Apr 9, 2012, 6:26 PM
~Trojevia: Knock knock!
Mon Apr 9, 2012, 11:51 AM
~Trojevia: Who's there?
Mon Apr 9, 2012, 11:51 AM

Nobody

Comments

~dominicclay123 10 hours ago

hnx 4 the llama badge

--
Dclay

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~TheForestForTheTrees 21 hours ago Hobbyist Writer

Thank you for the llama.

--
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"May your road lead you to warm sands."

Forest: Writer, poet, novilist, playwrite, actor, tree. But you can just call me Forest.

If I gave you unwanted writing advice, I apologize -- I can't help it sometimes...

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=ZontarZon 5 days ago Hobbyist Digital Artist

--
***NOTICE***

This deviant and all others associated will not be held responsible for any injury that may occur during interaction. Pet at your own risk.

Please do not feed the wild ZonZons.

****PROPERTY OF ZONZON INC.***

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*TheAgentZero 6 days ago Hobbyist

[link]

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Otherwise known as EVIL!

=MSpaintdog May 17, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thanks for the fave!

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